• Stop sleeping in until 3 in the afternoon
• Use Twitter
• Use Discord
• Use Snapchat
• Use 4chan
• Pay for Adobe products
• Pay for a video game more than once (fuck you DLC makers.)
• Pay $10 at the store for like 24 Benadryls when I can order a thousand of them on Amazon for the same price
• Eat black olives
• Go on a dinner date
• Go on a date at all
• Go scuba diving
• Go bungee jumping
• Go on a cruise
• Move to the city
• Smoke cigarettes
• Tolerate Scarlxrd slander
• Listen to bro country
• Listen to 99% of what's on the Billboard
• Listen to the album The Death Of Peace Of Mind by Bad Omens
• Listen to the song Whore by In This Moment
• Listen to the song Heat Waves by Glass Animals
• Listen to ANY song by Cardi B
• Listen to The Black Eyed Peas without Fergie
• Pretend I dislike 100 Gecs
• Pretend I dislike Odetari
• Buy an iPhone
• Buy any Apple product that isn't a computer
• Buy anyone's OnlyFans
• Buy property in California